Alright.........in the weather-induced terror that's gripping the nation, you have probably heard about the hurricane Irene. In fact, I'm willing to bet all my worldly possesions that unless you are a bozo or a little baby, you have definitely heard about Irene, but in which case you wouldn't even be reading my blog so that doesn't even make sense. ANYWAY I'm posting this to show you pictures of the horrendous damage that it did as it struck Long Island.
.....................................Ready? Deep breath.....
Hehe, just my little laugh. But seriously, it wasn't just castle-in-the-fish-tank damage, although the hurricane was diluted to a tropical storm by the time it reached us. We actually got a couple of power lines, and three or four trees in my neighborhood.It was estimated that about three thousand households on LI lost power during last night's bout of rain and gusts of wind, and thousands were evacuated to higher grounds. So not everyone was as lucky as we were in terms of destruction, and now let's have a moment of silence for the hundreds of thousands of trees, birds and squirrels whom they and their homes suffered grievous damage.
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Thank you. Just for instance, Ben and I were walking around, looking for damage to take pictures of in in the neighborhood, we came across a dead baby bird in the street. It had probably blown out of its nest only a few hours before we came across it. It hardly had any feathers, it was mostly skin and bones, and it was only about two inches long. I estimated it at a few days old and we gave it a decent burial at the foot of a towering beech tree using a stick, three beech leaves and a white pebble. But on a happier note, all the evacuated families can come back very soon because we got mostly wind and hardly any rain, so there was almost no flooding. But we shouldn't forget all the other destruction, of course. And so here are the pictures of REAL damage.
Brace yourselves!
So this is a thankful post-- I'm glad that not much damage was done, and that things could have been much, much, worse.
P.S. : I was wrong about the flooding.......there were ducks swimming in the road downtown today. So I guess even hurricanes can be beneficial.
At least for ducks.
The big bad records of my hard work and sweat. AKA art.
Sunday, August 28, 2011
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Rodent
Alright.............this is a post in which I admit something shameful.
A big, bad, something.
Something so horrible, awful, despicable, breathtakingly, ridiculously shame-inducing that it makes murder and stealing look tame. (Don't worry, it doesn't involve theft, murder, etc.)
Okay, there's no point in hiding it any longer, so I might as well admit it now and be done with it.
............Sometimes I talk to a little voice in my head. For instance -----
(Ready for the horrors? Ready for me to admit the deepest, darkest, secret of my whole pathetic little eleven years?)
There it is. So then I'm all like, Be quiet you, I didn't ask for that.
(Just telling it like it is, poophead)
Me: When I want for an editorial I'll ask for one, you little @!$%@*!
( Potty mouth! Potty mouth! Julia is a potty mouth!)
Me: You're asking for a toothless mouth, buster!!! Now shut the !#@%$% up!
( Alrighty then. ...............Pouting silence)
Okay, now I'm not interested in any trashy comments referring to my mental stability. Also I'm just messing with you, that's not even my deep, dark secret! Ha!
Okay................Now this is REALLY IT.
.................................................I have %@!!$%!%ing mice in my basement.
I catch them in tissue boxes.
I put them in flower vases to look at.
I let them loose in the back yard.
And sometimes, if they frustrate me while I'm catching them, I swear at them.
.....................And now you can truly question my mental health.
A big, bad, something.
Something so horrible, awful, despicable, breathtakingly, ridiculously shame-inducing that it makes murder and stealing look tame. (Don't worry, it doesn't involve theft, murder, etc.)
Okay, there's no point in hiding it any longer, so I might as well admit it now and be done with it.
............Sometimes I talk to a little voice in my head. For instance -----
(Ready for the horrors? Ready for me to admit the deepest, darkest, secret of my whole pathetic little eleven years?)
There it is. So then I'm all like, Be quiet you, I didn't ask for that.
(Just telling it like it is, poophead)
Me: When I want for an editorial I'll ask for one, you little @!$%@*!
( Potty mouth! Potty mouth! Julia is a potty mouth!)
Me: You're asking for a toothless mouth, buster!!! Now shut the !#@%$% up!
( Alrighty then. ...............Pouting silence)
Okay, now I'm not interested in any trashy comments referring to my mental stability. Also I'm just messing with you, that's not even my deep, dark secret! Ha!
Okay................Now this is REALLY IT.
.................................................I have %@!!$%!%ing mice in my basement.
I catch them in tissue boxes.
I put them in flower vases to look at.
I let them loose in the back yard.
And sometimes, if they frustrate me while I'm catching them, I swear at them.
.....................And now you can truly question my mental health.
Sunday, August 14, 2011
Mermaids / clay
In one of my earlier posts, I mentioned a clay mermaid that I sculpted. Unfortunately, her nose was terrible, so I had to remodel a bit on her face. the nose was a bit of clay stuck on, and the rest of the face was terribly flat. She had no chin, no cheeks, and the ugly nose was HUGE. Stupidly, though, I let the nose dry on her face before I was bothered enough to consider remodeling, so it was difficult to re-do it. What I did was: I snapped off the old nose with my fingers, managing to re-wet the clay enough to start carving identifiable features out of her horrifically blank face. In short, the new result is much more satisfactory than the old. And here are some pictures of all the results of my toil!
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Haha! behold the triumph of what I carved out of an unwillingly solid block of clay!
And now:
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Haha! Hahahaha!
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Haha! behold the triumph of what I carved out of an unwillingly solid block of clay!
And now:
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Haha! Hahahaha!
Saturday, August 13, 2011
Lola's $15,000 gym, AKA new accommodations
Sorry guys, this is another post blowing you off, and not about anything art-related.
Rather, it's about Emma's hamster Lola.
For Emma's birthday, our grandma decided to get Lola a Habitrail, because Emma wanted Lola to have a new exciting place to play.
But for some unknown reason, she got Lola a whole new cage, complete with a twisty slide thing that she can climb up, a u-shaped tube protruding from the side, and a little secret room at the top of the cage. And so this became Lola's $15,000 gym.
Although she's quite healthy, Ben is constantly getting on Lola's back about being fat. She's a plump little thing, but not overweight. But this teasing resulted in our game ' The Biggest Hamster' where, you guessed it, we take Lola, her wheel, and her other 'exercise equipment' ( ball, cardboard tube, etc.) and pretending alternately to be a) Bob, offering benign words of encouraging advice, or b) Jillian, screaming a living nightmare about ripping off her arm and beating her with it. So since this new cage looks so fancy and professional, it was dubbed her '$15,000 home gym'. So here are the pictures.
Here's Lola, the Gray Menace ( A random nickname, as you may have guessed, that was invented by Ben)
Old accommodations.
New accommodations!!
Her new awesome wheel!
New spiral...slide....ladder......thing! It leads to her wheel!
The little house where she sleeps! And I don't even know why this is particularly exciting!
Old cage? Lame. New cage? Awesome!!
Need anything more be said?
Rather, it's about Emma's hamster Lola.
For Emma's birthday, our grandma decided to get Lola a Habitrail, because Emma wanted Lola to have a new exciting place to play.
But for some unknown reason, she got Lola a whole new cage, complete with a twisty slide thing that she can climb up, a u-shaped tube protruding from the side, and a little secret room at the top of the cage. And so this became Lola's $15,000 gym.
Although she's quite healthy, Ben is constantly getting on Lola's back about being fat. She's a plump little thing, but not overweight. But this teasing resulted in our game ' The Biggest Hamster' where, you guessed it, we take Lola, her wheel, and her other 'exercise equipment' ( ball, cardboard tube, etc.) and pretending alternately to be a) Bob, offering benign words of encouraging advice, or b) Jillian, screaming a living nightmare about ripping off her arm and beating her with it. So since this new cage looks so fancy and professional, it was dubbed her '$15,000 home gym'. So here are the pictures.
Here's Lola, the Gray Menace ( A random nickname, as you may have guessed, that was invented by Ben)
Old accommodations.
New accommodations!!
Her new awesome wheel!
New spiral...slide....ladder......thing! It leads to her wheel!
The little house where she sleeps! And I don't even know why this is particularly exciting!
Old cage? Lame. New cage? Awesome!!
Need anything more be said?
Friday, August 12, 2011
2011!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And a resolution! And I fail!
I can't believe that it was almost a whole year ago that I started this blog! it certainly doesn't seem like that long. And I just want to apologize for not blogging for SO LONG!! I fail about that. So sorry, all four of my faithful followers! It's been extremely busy this year. A family vacation in Delaware. A long, lazy summer. Going to Six Flags (!!!!! Another post). And, most importantly, LOTS of artwork for me to share! Just this morning I sculpted a clay mermaid, which I plan to paint tomorrow. It's kind of lame, but I hope you guys like it. So stay posted for pictures, please! And now for the resolution part. I, Julia E, hereby resolve to post about any random thing AT LEAST once a week. Now please, with that being said, please stick around and check regularly for new posts. Thanks a lot and you followers, all four of you, are great!
-- Julia
-- Julia
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