This is an awesome picture that I, yes, drew on Paint. I know I'm getting kind of obsessed, but I can't help it- Paint is SO AWESOME!!!!! :)
I'M IN LOVE WITH NYAN CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The big bad records of my hard work and sweat. AKA art.
Saturday, January 28, 2012
Friday, January 27, 2012
I'm kind of freaked out right now.....
Okay. So I was bored and I randomly drew this on Paint. Now, look at it and tell me honestly whether or not you think I'm emotionally disturbed.
I really scared myself right now.
I KILL YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I really scared myself right now.
I KILL YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you know what day it is?
Does anyone here know what a special day today is?
I bet you can guess.........
Just thought I'd share this piece of stupidity and hopefully bring a smile to your face! ............Happy Friday! ;)
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Uber-Buffy
I just got these eggs today from my wonderfully annoying chickens....Mom sometimes says she wishes we had never laid eyes on them, but she changed her tune when she saw Buffy's egg this morning!!
The smaller one is a little bigger than a white store egg, and the monster one is Buffy's, of course. Go chickens!! ;)
The smaller one is a little bigger than a white store egg, and the monster one is Buffy's, of course. Go chickens!! ;)
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
BRACES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(A dramatic story of death and despair)
Okay.
You probably know why I'm in the depths of despair right now, judging by the title.
But I just wanted to say that, yes, I. Am. Getting. BRACES!!!!!!!!!
So when the orthodontist told me, I was all like,
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And then he was all like, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I was all like, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And then he said I was breaking his heart.
Our town is putting up with one darn sarcastic orthodontist.
Apparently, my bottom teeth are crooked, my molars are too big, and one molar is turned the wrong way, so they need to rotate that tooth and straighten out the bottom. :( :( :(
So thanks to Dr. Gorenkoff, this about sums up my day:
You probably know why I'm in the depths of despair right now, judging by the title.
But I just wanted to say that, yes, I. Am. Getting. BRACES!!!!!!!!!
So when the orthodontist told me, I was all like,
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And then he was all like, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I was all like, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And then he said I was breaking his heart.
Our town is putting up with one darn sarcastic orthodontist.
Apparently, my bottom teeth are crooked, my molars are too big, and one molar is turned the wrong way, so they need to rotate that tooth and straighten out the bottom. :( :( :(
So thanks to Dr. Gorenkoff, this about sums up my day:
Saturday, January 14, 2012
What's with the flashlight......? I'm kind of afraid to ask
This is a real conversation that happened between my dad and sister two seconds ago:
Emma: "Dad, can I use that flashlight?"
Dad: "What do you want it for, honey?"
Emma:"Uuuuhh...no reason...(Evasive voice)
Dad: "What? Just say so."
Emma: "Mmm--mmm!" (Whiningly)
Dad: "Emma, I just want to know why you need a flashlight. That's all."
Emma: "Never mind." (VERY grouchily)
Dad: "Why won't you ju-"
Emma: "NEVER MIND!!!!!!!"
Ben(Innocently entering the room): "Hey, why DO you need a flashlight, Em?"
Emma: (Turns on him with her most viciously irritated scowl (which is pretty intimidating) and says:) "RRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRrrRRrrRrRRR!!!"
Me: "C'mon, Em, just tell us! Please?"
Emma: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRR!!"
(Ben and I continue to pester her until she finally says:)
Emma: "OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT A FLASHLIGHT BECAUSE I NEED A CERTAIN GREEN MARKER FROM THE BIN AND THE REASON WHY I JUST WANTED YOU TO SAY YES WAS SO THAT YOU WOULDN'T LAUGH BECAUSE I WANTED A FLASHLIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The marker bin lives with the crayons on a shelf in my parent's room, which is almost always pretty dark.
(Stunned silence for exactly three seconds)
Ben (very quietly): "But then.....why couldn't you have turned on the lamp in there?"
Me: "Or taken the bin in here where it's so bright?"
Emma then leaves the room promptly, comes back clutching a green marker, sits quietly at the table, and silently starts coloring something.
And that's an example of a typical evening at our house.
Emma: "Dad, can I use that flashlight?"
Dad: "What do you want it for, honey?"
Emma:"Uuuuhh...no reason...(Evasive voice)
Dad: "What? Just say so."
Emma: "Mmm--mmm!" (Whiningly)
Dad: "Emma, I just want to know why you need a flashlight. That's all."
Emma: "Never mind." (VERY grouchily)
Dad: "Why won't you ju-"
Emma: "NEVER MIND!!!!!!!"
Ben(Innocently entering the room): "Hey, why DO you need a flashlight, Em?"
Emma: (Turns on him with her most viciously irritated scowl (which is pretty intimidating) and says:) "RRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRrrRRrrRrRRR!!!"
Me: "C'mon, Em, just tell us! Please?"
Emma: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRR!!"
(Ben and I continue to pester her until she finally says:)
Emma: "OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT A FLASHLIGHT BECAUSE I NEED A CERTAIN GREEN MARKER FROM THE BIN AND THE REASON WHY I JUST WANTED YOU TO SAY YES WAS SO THAT YOU WOULDN'T LAUGH BECAUSE I WANTED A FLASHLIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The marker bin lives with the crayons on a shelf in my parent's room, which is almost always pretty dark.
(Stunned silence for exactly three seconds)
Ben (very quietly): "But then.....why couldn't you have turned on the lamp in there?"
Me: "Or taken the bin in here where it's so bright?"
Emma then leaves the room promptly, comes back clutching a green marker, sits quietly at the table, and silently starts coloring something.
And that's an example of a typical evening at our house.
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
WTF Moments
OMG! IT'S A GOAT!
1. ANTS!!!!!!!
2. Apparently fences in Montana are known for their excessive enthusiasm
3. I have a neighbor who has eight dauschunds and a tendancy to sit in her yard and go "Ay-Ay-Ay-Ay-Ay!!!" and talk to her dogs all day
4. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0
5. Somebody farted farted farted farted farted
6. Snape snape severus snape DUMBLEDOR!!!!!
7. I <3 NY
8.I have scabs on my knee that are BLUE!!!!
9. Blind as a bat! Blind as a bat! Poor little mother is blind as a bat!
10. svnsbvmbgkchbmjbfmchbfvhbhbzkcbxnz./cmvj vnjbcm
THE END!!!!!!
1. ANTS!!!!!!!
2. Apparently fences in Montana are known for their excessive enthusiasm
3. I have a neighbor who has eight dauschunds and a tendancy to sit in her yard and go "Ay-Ay-Ay-Ay-Ay!!!" and talk to her dogs all day
4. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0
5. Somebody farted farted farted farted farted
6. Snape snape severus snape DUMBLEDOR!!!!!
7. I <3 NY
8.I have scabs on my knee that are BLUE!!!!
9. Blind as a bat! Blind as a bat! Poor little mother is blind as a bat!
10. svnsbvmbgkchbmjbfmchbfvhbhbzkcbxnz./cmvj vnjbcm
THE END!!!!!!
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