The Best Breakfast Ever!

Today, my chickens laid two brown eggs. So, using one of those and a few other humble little ingredients, I set about concocting the Best Breakfast Ever!


Here's how it goes:

Take one fresh-laid big brown egg, a bottle of not-from-concentrate orange juice, a gallon of 1percent milk, and one all-natural turkey sausage.

Look at that yolk!

That's Buffy's egg compared to a store one. Go,Buffs!

Now throw one turkey sausage patty in the pan with a little olive oil.

While that's cooking, mix up your egg. For one egg, you want about half a cup of milk(I usually just eyeball it.). Stab the yolk with the tines of a fork until it breaks(The egg, not the fork!), and then add the milk. When the sausage is brown, take it off the pan, put  it on a plate, and pour in your eggs with the heat on medium-medium high.

When the eggs are solid enough to push to one side of the pan, you can put the sausage back in to get it hot. They cool very quickly!

Now I'm sorry to say I cheated a little, because while all this was going on, I had homemade hashbrowns in the toaster, heating up, which I didn't put in the ingredients list, sorry. :(  But if you don't have delectable homemade hashbrowns, I guess you can substitute them for toast, but it won't be as good. But if you DO have hashbrowns, you want the toaster on broil, 350 degrees for about five minutes.

Now your eggs should be done, your sausage should be hot through and brown, and the hashbrowns/toast should be crisp or sizzling. Now pour your orange juice, load everything else onto a big plate, and ENJOY!!!


                   (Ketchup is delicious with everything pictured on this plate, if you like that sort of thing.)

And now.......THE EATING!!!!

And, boy, was it yummy!

NO MORE ACTING CLASSES!!, A Sad, Sad Story..also, a Birthday, Old Souls, and a Certain Creepy Monkey.

So now I'm very sad. And I assume you're wondering why. It's because.....................
(DRAMATIC PAUSE)...........NO MORE ACTING CLASSES!!!!!!!!!!  :(   :(    :(   :(   :( 
This is the part where you say, "Oh no, quintuple sad faces!! This must be REALLY bad!!!"  And it is. Because NO MORE ACTING CLASSES!!!!!!!!! means no more going into Port Jeff. No more seeing Gwen every week. No more Starbucks. No more laughing to death. No more Old Souls (I'll explain this freaky part later) in the mall. And.....the worst of all. NO.MORE.STALKER.MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Those who have read the post before this will understand the capacity of this problem, and how devastated I am.)  So that's why I'm practically dying of sadness.

BUT now I'll tell you..my sister turned sixteen today!! So that's a cause of major happiness that ALMOST cancels out my desolation of NO MORE ACTING CLASSES!!!!!!!!, but probably only for now. Now, the Old Souls. The first time we walked through the mall to Starbucks, in the FIRST SHOP WINDOW we saw, hanging on a Christmas tree, an extremely creepy doll-fairy-thing. Dressed in a pink, sparkly body-suit, it was winking in the freakiest, most menacing way that anyone in the universe could achieve and holding a dementoid little wand. But the creepy part WASN'T that it looked like somebody's grandmother gone wrong, believe it or not. It was that it looked SEXY- or at least the weirdo who made it tried to make look like that, with exaggerated curves, a mischevious(or incredibly STALKERISH) expression, and boobs like someone had slipped a double set of balloons under that body suit......and it all sums up to the creepiest thing you ever laid your eyes on. And later, we found out an EVEN CREEPIER (if possible) nugget of information...they were called 'Old Souls'- and the person who makes them modeled them off of DEAD PEOPLE. So now I go to sleep and have nightmares about a freaky grandma fairy who turns me into a haunted pink body-suit. And now you fully understand exactly how freaky my life is.