This Monday, I had a minor ouch incident. I was walking my dog, right? Well, then the sidewalk decided to make me trip on a jutting part, therefore mauling my toe and sealing my fate as a cripple. Well, tripping on a sidewalk is no big deal, right? I mean, I didn't even fall down. Well, try tripping so hard your toe takes a chip out of the sidewalk. In flip flops. Yeah. So luckily I was in the ending part of our walk, and so I was relatively close to home. So I dragged my toe and dog Sophie home, bleeding all over the road. Oh, and this wasn't just a scrape on my skin(If you have aversions to blood, you probably don't want to read this part.) . This was a full-scale chunk ripped out of my big toe-or almost ripped out. When I tripped, a hunk of my toe was scraped off in one piece, only connected to my actual toe by a thin strip of skin, so it was flapping like a flag and looked like a trap door. And it was flinging blood all over the street.
Oh yeah, and then when I got home, my mom was
mad at me for bleeding all over her wood floors. Well, I'll say this, Mom: At least we got the carpet torn up when we moved in.
So, beware sidewalks. And now I'm stuck in stinking sneakers until my toe heals up.
(Actually, I wrote this last week and published it today because I wanted an excuse not to write a real post. So, this was last Monday, and here's a picture of my toe taking an agonizingly long time to heal.)
So, yeah. Be careful of tripping. And I don't even care that that was probably the most obvious moral I could have put in.
Ouch! That must have hurt alot!!! R u ok?? I hope you feel better. Here's a song to help speed up your recovery:
ReplyDeleteyou want some cream,
the chicks are cream,
for Grease Lightning!
Hehe! Btw this is Maddy
Thnx Maddie, my toe's fine now but I cut my finger twice whittling. The same finger. Yeah. Maybe I'm fated to me mortally wounded whenever I want to write a blog post LOL
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